It's Getting Coyote Ugly Up In Here

It’s 5:30 in the morning and I can’t sleep so I just took the loveliest buck ass naked stroll through my house.

It’s not quite morning yet, and the sun isn’t up, but the sky is blue and the tinted light floods every inch of the house like some sort of opaque ocean.

I haven’t slept in 22 hours, and I’m barely tired. But I haven’t eaten in 9, and I’m bearishly hungry. So I crawl out of my bed and by my sleeping dog and family to the kitchen to sneak a piece of bread, and take up a slow and quiet wander through the house, listening as the birds wake up.

Ohandmybrotherwasupplayingvideogamestoobutthatsnotveryeloquent

REBLOGGING JUST FOR DAVID

I don’t practice Satanic Sex. I promise. Unless we’re somewhere public. Like Town Center. And a priest is nearbye.

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ginger—gal:

This skit is my new most favorite thing ever.

Imagine years and years of chicken

Throughout the skit we transcended from laughing to just flat out screaming. 

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this little girl is my bestfriend in the whole wide world. look how cute she is